Tidy never pays.

My fellah is extraordinarily neat and tidy. His roommate is not. He entered a picture of his roommate's desk into a "messy desk contest."

Don't tell.

But do vote! You don't have to register or submit any personal information. Simply click on this link and vote for #10, Ryan.

If he wins, he gets a verrrrry nice set of free office furniture. Not exactly a star turn on American Idol -- it's certainly not a whole bag full of Artyarns Beaded Rhapsody -- but the resale value is like $2,000.

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