What do you do when you have fifteen minutes until the start of a bachlorette party, you're expected to bring a pair of undies for the bride, and you have no more room in your budget after everything else involved in being a guest at a modern-day wedding?
Knit the world's smallest pair of bloomers!
That's 15 minutes with me, some #9 dpn, and a little leftover Lion Brand Wool-Ease. Highly unfunctional, terrible craftsmanship, but dude. I should get a merit badge.